Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

Does the success of autonomous spacecraft and the rise of AI render human involvement in future space exploration unnecessary?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

Everything Tony Vitello said about Tennessee's loss to Arkansas in opener of super regional - 247Sports

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(2) YOUPORN.

Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

iFixit is retroactively giving the Nintendo Switch a 4/10 on repairability - The Verge

(2) DILDO.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Michael Kelly Named President of the Naval Academy Athletic Association and Director of Athletics at the Naval Academy - Naval Academy Athletics - Naval Academy Athletics

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(1) XNXX

Physicists Say Light Can Be Made From Nothing and Now They Have the Simulation to Prove It - ZME Science

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

(4) CONDOM.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

Power Rankings: RBC Canadian Open - PGA Tour

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(5) LINGERIE.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

(3) VIBRATOR.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(3) XHAMSTER

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.